[Starts off focused on Archie singing into a microphone in a club. Then shows Harold and Jeffrey singing backup then all three of the Juicy Fruits.] | |
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We'll remember you forever Eddie Thru' the sacrifice you made we can't believe the price you paid For love Little Eddie Mitty born in Jersey City Started singing when he was five Never knew his father mother didn't bother To catch his last name fast as he came He was off and flying Times were really trying Eddie and his mother alone Soon another mister soon a baby sister Mama kept swinging and Eddie kept singing Ah ya ya ya ya ya Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Ya ya ya ya |
[Harold and Jeffrey make some obscene gestures to the audience.] | |
Song : The Juicy Fruits -Archie |
for love, for love And now the tragic story Eddie's sister, Mary Louise, |
[Harold and Jeffrey look to be arguing in the background, and then Jeffrey pulls out an oversized joint from his jacket.] | |
Song : The Juicy Fruits -Archie |
Needed an operation To get the money he would have to become an overnight sensation |
[Harold goes back to singing the backup as Jeffrey searches for a lighter. He goes to the bassist and lights the joint from his cigarette and forces the bassist to take a hit.] | |
Song : The Juicy Fruits -Archie |
Eddie believed the American people Had wonderful, love-giving hearts His well publicized end, he considered would send His memorial album to the top of the charts...and it did Ah ya ya ya ya ya Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya |
[Camera jumps to outside the club. The Juicy Fruits' name is shown on the billboard. Cuts to Winslow painting glue on a large Juicy Fruits poster on the front of the club and proceeds to glue up a banner which reads "Winslow Leach at the Piano". Scene goes back inside to the Juicy Fruits.] | |
Song : The Juicy Fruits -Archie |
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Ya ya ya ya goodbye, goodbye When a young singer dies to our shock and surprise |
[Harold and Jeffrey accidentally bump and Jeffrey reacts violently towards Harold. Jeffrey then looks at the audience, apparently seeing someone he doesn't like. Camera switches to Archie for a second, then a side view of the three Juicy Fruits as Jeffrey runs up to a male audience member and grabs him by the shirt, pulls him to the ground and starts throwing punches.] | |
Song : The Juicy Fruits -Archie |
In a plane crash or flashy sports car He becomes quite well known And the kindness he's shown has made more than one post mortem star |
[Harold pulls Jeffrey off the man who runs off. Harold pulls Jeffrey in front of the mic just in time for his backup melody. Harold goes to the woman who was sitting beside the man. He throws her up on the table and tries to make out with her while she fights back and her friends lightly hit Harold. He pulls back holding her bra and she runs away.] | |
Song : The Juicy Fruits -Archie |
Well you did it Eddie and though it's hard to applaud suicide You gave all you could give so your sister could live All America's choked up inside, man |
[Camera switches to Archie, then back to Jeffrey as Harold enters the shot and puts the bra between his teeth in a mocking gesture. Archie pulls out a presumably fake knife and points it towards himself. He "stabs" himself with it as he is singing the last part.] | |
Song : The Juicy Fruits -Archie |
We'll remember you forever Eddie Through the sacrifice you made we can't believe the price you paid For love |
[Archie jumps around weirdly on the ground, then gets up and they end the song in a group pose.] |
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