[Scene starts with a close up of Jeffrey with a blond wig signing an autograph for a girl. As the music starts they both run back to the stage. Jeffrey grabs the mic just in time.]
Song :
The 
Beach 
Bums
-Jeffrey

{Upholstery}		 Carburetors, man.
That's what life is all about.
[Split screen begins, left side is the left side of the screen and so on.]
 

Left Side

  

Right Side
 
[The phantom setting up a dynamite bomb with a clock timer. Ticking can be heard.]   [The stage with the Beach Bums performing Upholstery in a rehearsal.]
[The Phantom puts bomb in trunk of prop car and then runs away.]



[Stagehands push car to side of stage]		 Song :
 The 
Beach 
Bums
-Jeffrey

 That's what life is all about.
That's what life is all about.
That's what life is all about.
That's what it's all about.

I was not myself last night, lost a fight
My woody barely running.
Philbin : [Offscreen.] Come on, let's get it going over here.
Come on, that's it. Get the car over there.
All right, girls.
Just a second, Linda.
You've got a very nice body....

By a dude I should have beat, 

and on the street a blow like that is stunning

I finally lost control, I tore my tuck and roll
Linda : It's cold, this is just a rehearsal. upholstery.
Philbin : You're not getting paid to be clothed, Linda. Where my baby sits up close to me
Linda : Don't touch me, Philbin.
Philbin : You wanna get paid? That's supposed to be..
Linda : Ya I wanna get paid.
Philbin : Get back out there.
That's it, come on.		 What our life is all about.
Upholstery. Where my baby sits up close to me.
Philbin : Hey where do you think you're going? Its supposed to be..
Harold : Hey, I gotta get out of here. What sign are you? what life is all about.
Philbin : Leo. So what?
Harold : You're okay. I gotta get out of here.
Philbin : Come with me.
Harold : I swear to God. Of all life's mysteries, 


The greatest one I've seen,
Philbin : You see Swan sitting up there in that box?
Harold : Yeah, right. Tell me what....
Philbin : Well, he doesn't show up every day, but right now he's thinking, why isn't Harold in the car? Now if he comes down here, do you really want me to tell him 
that it's not in the stars for you?
to ride off the stage in this car?		 My short runs better, when its clean.




I was not myself last night
I ran a light, without my 
Harold : No, Philbin, I just don't feel good, man. Registration
Philbin : You're gonna feel a lot worse, Harold, if you don't do what I tell ya. Where the cops were bound to see
And you know me,
Harold : I've got this headache, and I hear this ticking going on, you know? Already on probation.
Philbin : Ticking? I think something's loose up there.
Harold : No, there's something weird 'round here, you know? I wound up on parole.
Philbin : Here, kid, take one of these. I tore my tuck and roll upholstery.
Harold : D'you have any water I can take these with?
 
Philbin : Just take the pills. 
Come on, get it down.
You feeling better?		  
Where my baby sits up close to me
 
Harold : Ya, I feel.. I feel better, I feel better.  
 
Philbin : Ok, now get out there. Ok, now, come on, get this car out. Go, come on. Ok girls, I want big smiles now. 
Look out at the audience. 
That's it, big smiles
Sing the song, that's it.		   That's supposed to be
What life is all about.


Uplholstery.
Where my baby sits up close to me
That's supposed to be
What our life is all about.

Uplholstery.
Where my baby sits up close to me
That's supposed to be
 
[The prop car explodes. 
With much screaming and clamoring, 
the Juicy Fruits and girls run past the burning wreck.]		   [Switches to close up of Swan. Swan stares in disbelief at the wreckage then something catches his eye across the room, off screen.]

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